(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe pyar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
(AUR SHAADI K BAAD)
ab msg NICHE SE UPAR PADHO
Ek garib ladke ko chirag mila.
Usne Uthaya aur Ragad Diya.
Zordar Dhamaka Hua.
Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Pas ke 40 bhi gaye.
"Alladin ka Zamana gaya salo.
Lawaris chezo se door raho "kuch cheezein aladdin ki nahi Mujahideen
ki hoti hain
Sanskrit teacher askd :
what is the meaning of
'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.'
Santa said :
'tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon'
Bill Gates,
It doesn't matter whether you make an Indian, Satya Nadella, the CEO
of Microsoft, we are still going to use pirated.Windows only.
Thank you,
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