Sunday, 26 January 2014

Jethalal babita jokes and Jethalal daya jokes at one place



AHMEDABAD Ki DHOOP se SKIN Meri Jali..
AHMEDABAD Ki DHOOP se SKIN Meri Jali..
JETHALAL Says,”?MEHTA SAHEB.."
Chura ke DIL Mera,
BABITA Chali..

JETHALAL-Agar Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..
Wah Wah….
Aagr Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..
To TAPUDA,Teri MUMMY DAYA nahi..
BABITA hoti..

Har SHAAM Suhani Nahi Hoti..
Har CHAHAT ke Pichhe KAHANI nahi Hoti..
Kuch To ASAR Zarur Hoga MAHOBBAT Me..
Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER ki DIWANI nahi hoti

EXAM ke TIME pe NIND Acchi Aati hain..Wah Wah..
EXAM ke TIME pe NIND Acchi Aati hain..?
JETHALAL ke ??DUKAN Jane ke
TIME par hi..
BABITA Niche kyun Aati hain.?

Jethalal= are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayaga
Daya= Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye mene battery nikal di he

Jethalal: Daya humara Tapu bada hoke humara naam Roshan to kare ga na.
Daya: Tapu Ke Papa, Tapu humara naam zarur Roshan karega. Lekin Gogi ko uske mummy-papa ka naam Roshn karne ki koi zarurat nahi ha.
Jethalal: Aisa Kyu?
Daya: Kyuki unka naam to pahle se hi Roshan and Roshan ha na.

Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti
Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti
Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-:)



Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Wah wah
Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi
Babita niche kyu aati h .

Once Jethalal invested money in stock market . . . . Guess what Happen? . . . Hona kya tha loss hua….stock market ka.


What are your options when you get a call from Babitaji? . . . 
1. Answer
2. Answer

Jethalal’s calendar starts from here..
Wish you Happy 2013 from TMKOC Team.

“Once upon a time, Popatlal farted.
It is known as Bhopal gas tragedy.”

Tapu Gada ones kicked a stone and dat stone is now known as sri-lanka!

“One day Bapuji went to africa,
He saw a black man outside his house and asked,
a kon??? from that day the man is known as akon!!!!!!”

“The Daya Gada fact:
Daya Gada is the only one who knows those 2 persons
Who shake hand on Nokia Mobile Phone”



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