Friday, 24 January 2014

Hansa Praful jokes




Here are the some meaning of English words according to Prafull

PERMIT

Hansa: Praful… Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha…?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet…

Acchha Parmeet… Permit!



CONFUSE

Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?
Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa
Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?
Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki
“Lo Fuse Ud Gaya
Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?
Kaun Fuse.
Acchha Confuse…Achhaa Acchha Confuse

ALPHABET

Hansa: praful alphabet matlab

Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?

Hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

ASSET

Hansa : prafulll “asset” matlab ???

Praful : asset hansaaa ….

Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai …. Taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …



“aee seth… Thoda paisa do naa” … “eee sethh … ” … Asset ..

DEPEND

Hansa : yeh depend kya hota hai prafful??

Prafful : depend hansa… Wo swimming pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-end.. Depend

DOCTORATE

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??

Prafful: Doctorate Hansa

Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??

Hansa: Achha Who

Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr

Majama Nai… Khana Kha K Jana Ho…

Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??

Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi… But Dr Already Ate… Dr Ate… Doctorate

TOURNAMENT

Hansa:- ae he he praful, tournament matlab

Praful:- tournament hansa!!! Ye jo tumne jhumke pehne hain, gehne pehne hain inko english me kya kehte hain, bolo bolo!!

Hansa:- aaa han han tournament, (hansa khush)

Melisa:-(chidh kar)are use tournament nahi ornament kehte hain

Hansa:- are kuchh bhi mat bolll

Ek jhhumka — ornament

Do jhhumke — two ornament# #tournament

Ae praful!! Ye melisa ko bhi babuji ki tarah kuchh bhi nahi ataa

TECHNOLOGY

Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi…?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur

Keh Rahi Thi…

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye…Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji…Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
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ELASTIC

Hansa: praful elastic matlab??

Praful: elastic hansa..

Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …

Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa : ila to…

Ila-stick leke …

Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

CULTURE

Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??
Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .
Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .
Hansa:Haa Jee..
Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The…??
Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad…??
Samjhi Kal _Chad . .

FORMALITY

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?
Praful: Formality, Hansa!!
Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,
Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!


DECIDE

Hansa : praful “decide” matlab ?

Praful : “decide” hansa … Vo casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na … “a side” — “b side” … Toa “c-side” … “d- side” —> “decide”

AUTOMATICALLY

Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?
Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.
Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai
” AUTO ME TAKLI”.

APRIL FOOL

Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?

Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai …

Hansa : A PRAFUL

A PRAFUL

A PRAFUL

A PRAFUL

Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.

INCREASE

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?
Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!
Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?
Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,
Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!
In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .
Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

MATURE

Hansa : mature matlab ????

Praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. Tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

Hansa: usne kaha tha.. Mujhe chodd do.. “main chor nahi hoon”

Main chor …main chor….mature…acha acha….